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1. Accountancy Shanty 2. Act II Finale Arthur:. Lady, will you marry me?. Lady:. I thought you'd never ask. Scene changes to the Vegas Drive-Up Wedding Chapel. and the Girls enter in short Wedding Dresses. Girls:. We are not yet wed....3. All For One And so, King Arthur gathered his Knights together, bringing from all the corners of the Kingdom the strongest and bravest in. the land to sit at the Round Table. The strangely flatulent Sir Bedevere,...4. All Things Dull And Ugly All things dull and ugly, all creatures short and squat. All things rude and nasty, the Lord God made the lot. Each little snake that poisons, each little wasp that stings. He made their brutish venum...5. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life Some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle. Don't grumble, give a whistle. And this&apo...6. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life (versão Dublada) Algumas coisas na vida são ruins. Podem, de fato, deixá-lo louco. Outras podem deixá-lo muito triste também, mas. Quando sua vida estiver de sobre-aviso. Não resmungue, dê...7. Brave Sir Robin Minstrel: song:. Bravely bold Sir Robin. Brought forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh, brave Sir Robin!. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave Sir Robin....8. Brian Song Monty Python - Brian Song. Brian, the baby they called Brian, he grew, he grew, and grew, grew up to be, grew up to be, a boy called Brian. A boy called Brian, he had arms, and legs, and hands, and f...9. Bright Side Of Life Some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When your chewin on lifes gristle. Don't grumble, give a whistle. And this'll help thin...10. Bruce's Philosophers Song Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant. who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar. who could think you under the table. David Hume could out-consume. Wilhelm Froederich Hegel. And...11. Christmas In Heaven It's Christmas in Heaven. All the children sing. It's Christmas in Heaven. Hark. Hark. Those church bells ring. It's Christmas in Heaven. The snow falls from the sky. But it's ni...12. Come With Me ARTHUR (spoken):. Oh, Lady of the Lake, please reveal to this doubting Dennis that you are real. DENNIS (spoken):. Cor! Blimey!. LAKER GIRLS:. Ahhhhh. etc. LADY OF THE LAKE:. Come with me. Come with...13. Decomposing Composers Beethoven 's gone, but his music lives on, And Mozart don't go shopping no more, You'll never meet Listol Brahms again, And Elfa doesn't answer the door. Schubert and Chopin used t...14. Eric The Half-A-Bee A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four. (Spoken):. Half-a-bee, philosophically. Must ipso-facto half not-be. But half the bee, has got to bee. Vis-a-vis its entity . d'you see?. But can a bee be...15. Every Sperm Is Sacred There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists. There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then. There are those that follow Mohammed but. I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic. And ha...16. Ferret Song I've got a ferret sticking up my nose. He's got a ferret sticking up his nose. How it got there I can't tell. But now it's there it hurts like hell. And what is more it radically a...17. Find Your Grail [Lady of the Lake]. If you trust in your song. Keep your eyes on the goal. Then the prize you won't fail. That's your grail. That's your grail. So be strong. Keep right on. To the end o...18. Finland Finland, Finland, Finland. The country where I want to be. Pony trekking or camping. Or just watching TV. Finland, Finland, Finland. It's the country for me. You're so near to Russia. So far...19. He's Not Dead Yet ROBIN (spoken):. Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!. LANCE (spoken):. Here's one. DAD (spoken):. I'm not dead!. ROBIN (spoken):. Here, he says he's not dead!. LANCE (spoken):. Ye...20. Henry Kissinger Henry Kissinger. How I'm missing yer. You're the Doctor of my dreams. With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare. And your machiavellian schemes. I know they say that you are very vain. An...21. His Name Is Lancelot Herbert:. Lancelot you might as well just fess up. Really you're a different kind of guy. Move aside your scabbard. For underneath your tabard. There is waiting to escape a butterfly. Men:. His....22. Historian's Introduction To Act Two Defeat, at the castle in Act I, seems to have utterly disheartened King Arthur. The ferocity of the French taunting took him completely by surprise. King Arthur and his knights fled for their lives, a...23. Ho Ho Fuking Ho Ho Ho Fucking Ho. What a croc of shit, We all work for Santa Claus. We've had enough, we quit, 'Cause we do all the fuckin' work. While he stars in the show, Stick ya Christmas up ya ar...24. I Like Chinese The world to day seems absolutly crackers. with nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. there's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. Its depressing, and its sensless, and thats why. I like Chi...25. I'm All Alone King Arthur:. I'm all alone. all by myself. there is no one here beside me. im all alone. quite, all alone. no one to comfort me or guide me. why is there no one here with me. on the long and win...26. I'm So Worried I'm so worried about what's. happening today, In the Middle East, you know, And I'm so worried about the. baggage retrieval system they've. got at Heathrow. I'm so worried abo...27. I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts Down at an English fair, One evening I was there, When I heard a showman shouting. Underneath the flare:. Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts. There they are a-standin' in a row. Bi...28. I've Got Two Legs I've got two legs from my hips to the ground. And when I move them they walk around. When I lift them they climb the stairs. And when I shave them they ain't got hairs. I've got two....29. Knights Of The Round Table We're Knights of the Round Table, We dance when ere we're able, We do routines and chorus scenes. With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. W...30. Laker Girls Cheer Arthur:. Stand aside, Mrs. Galahad while the Lady of the Lake and her Laker Girls. Welcome your son to my army. *Blow Whistle. I am Arthur King of the Britons. And we’re seeking men who are ab...31. Life Of Brian Theme Brian, the babe they called Brian, he grew, he grew, and grew, grew up to be, grew up to be, a boy called Brian. A boy called Brian, he had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet, the boy, whose name wa...32. Medical Love Song Inflammation of the foreskin. Reminds me of your smile. I've had balanital chancroids. For quite a little while. I gave my heart to NSU [Non-Specific Urethritis]. That lovely night in June. I ach...33. Money Song I've got, Ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas, I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge, I've got lots of lovely lire, Now the Deutschmark's getting dearer, And my dolla...34. Never Be Rude To An Arab Never be rude to an Arab, An Israeli, or Saudi, or Jew, Never be rude to an Irishman, No matter what you do. Never poke fun at a Nigger, A Spik, or a Wop, or a Kraut, And never put down....35. Oh Lord Please Don't Burn Us O Lord please don't burn us, don't gril or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue, or simmer us in stock. Don't braise or bake or boil us. or stir fry us in a wok. Oh pleas...36. Oliver Cromwell The most interesting thing about king charles the first is that he was five feet six inches tall at the start of his reign, but only four foot eight inches tall at the end of it. Because of. Oliver cr...37. One Foot In The Grave They say I might as well face the truth. That I'm just too long in the tooth. Oh I'm an O. A. P. and weak-kneed. But I have not yet quite gone to seed. I may be over the hill now that I hav...38. Penis Song Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?. Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?. It's swell to have a stiffy. It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger. To the wo...39. Run Away Bravely Robin ran away, (No!). Bravely ran away, away. (I didn't!). When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. (No!). Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about (I didn'...40. Sir Robin's Song Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot, He was not afraid to die, Oh Brave Sir Robin, He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in...41. Sit On My Face Sit on my face and tell me that you love me. I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too. I love to hear you oralise. When I'm between your thighs. You blow me away!. Sit on my face a...42. Spam Song Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!. Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spaaam!. Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am. Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am. Lovely Spaaam! (Lovely Spam!)....43. Swamp Castle Linkman: Oh, err, and Sheila has just. eh. come back now with our projector from the shop, and some bacon, too. Thank you, Sheila. So now, back to our feature film, and, uh, some things for the wee...44. The Camelot Song We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes. With footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot. We eat ham and jam and spam a l...45. The Galaxy Song Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown. And things seem hard or tough. And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft. And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough. Just remember that you&apos...46. The Lumberjack Song With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing, sing, sing. I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day. (He's a lumberjack and he's okay, he sleeps all nigh...47. The Meaning Of Life Why are we here? What's life all about?. Is God really real, or is there some doubt?. Well, tonight, we're going to sort it all out, For, tonight, it's 'The Meaning of Life'....48. The Philosophers Drinking Song Immanuel Kant was a real pissant. who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar. who could think you under the table. David Hume could out consume. Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, And W...49. The Song That Goes Like This Once in every show. There comes a song like this. It starts off soft and low. And ends up with a kiss. Oh where is the song. That goes like this?. Where is it? Where? Where?. A sentimental song. That...50. The Usage Of The Word Fuck The usage of the word fuck. Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the. english language today is the word fuck. Out of all of. the English words that begin with letter F, fuck is the. only wor...51. The Vagina Song Some of them are hairy. Some of them are bald. Some are kinda scary. And this is what they're called. Vagina!. (Vagina) (X2). They call that thing vagina. Some belong to virgins. They're rea...52. Traffic Lights I like Traffic lights (3x). No matter where they've been. I like Traffic Lights (5x). But only when they're green. He likes traffic lights(3x). No matter where they've been. He likes tr...53. Twice In Every Show LADY:. But you're not alone, Arthur!. Haven't you noticed?. I've been with you all the time!. Who gave you the sword?. Who made you king?. Who helped you find the quest?. Sure, I'v...54. Where Are You Prince Herbert:. Where are you? Where are you?. Where are you, my heart's desire?. My heart is true, but where are you?. Only you can quench the fire. Where are you? Where are you. Prince Herbert...55. You Won't Succeed On Broadway ARTHUR:. Have you heard of this "Broadway?". ROBIN:. Yes sire. and we don't stand a chance there. ARTHUR:. Why not?. ROBIN:. Because. Broadway is a very special place, filled with very...
