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What Would Brian Boitano Do
If he was here right now
He'd make a plan and follow through
That's what would Brian Boitano'd do
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
Skatinh for the gold
He did two salchows and a triple lutz
While wearing a blindfold
When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he was here today
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone
For Wendy, I'll be an activist too
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
He'd call the kids in town
And tell them to inite for truth
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king
To saved the human race again
When Brian Boitano buit the pyraminds
He beat up Kublai Khan
Because Brian Boitano
Doesn't take shit from anybody
So let's all stick together
And unite to stop our moms
We'll save Terrance and Phillip too
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
We'll save Terrance and Phillip too
That's what Brian Boitano'd do
That's what Brian Boitano'd do