Letra da Música A Shandy Too Far de Tripod

Preferably out of the sun,
Somewhere where it's quiet.
And a coffee too,
Better make it black right through,
I'm feeling fairly shite.

I don't think I have enough class,
To handle drinking from a glass,
Get me water in a pla stic cup.
I went a shandy too far,
I woke up in the bed of,
Someone who I just never thought I'd do.
I know, I went a shandy too far,
I wonder where I left my car?
A shandy too far.

Mmmm... yum, yum, yum...

Comfortable bed...
(Comfortable bed...)
Shame about the pain in my head.
Where'd I leave my shoes?
(Well, they're just over there...)
Well, they're over there,
(Over there...)
Underneath my underwear,
And where'd I get this bruise?
I can hear her come down the hall,
And bang her head against the wall,
And wish she didn't have...
... appalling luck.

She went a shandy too far,
I woke up in the bed of,
Someone who I just never thought I'd do.
I know I went a shandy too far,
I wonder where I left my car?
A shandy too far.
Take my advice, in a crisis,
Catch a taxi, catch a bus.
But if there's one thing you should never do is trust yourself,
'Cause there's a caveman inside,
Your brain's just coming along for the ride,
You'd think I'd learn.

Yon and Gatesy: (Shandy too far...)
I don't know it all,
When it will be safe to call.
We used to be quite friendly,
But this could be the end.

Because we went...
Yon and Gatesy: We went a shandy too far.
(Shandy, shandy too far...)
Yon and Gatesy: I woke up in the bed of,
Someone who I never thought I'd do.
I know I went a shandy too far,
I wonder where I left my car?
A shandy too far.

(They all start shouting at once)
Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh, Whoaoh
Ooooo-wa, oooh,
Shandy too far.

Never happened to me personally, of course.
Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,
Is Mum in the audience again?!
Ooooo-wa, oooh,
Shandy too far.
Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,
Ooooo-wa, oooh,

Shandy too far...
Shandy too far...
Shandy too far.

Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,
How much money?
Ooooo-wa, oooh,

Shandy too...
Shandy too...
Shandy too...